Cake, The Case of the Lost


Upon returning to the building from my lunch break on Friday, I was approached by a young patron and her family.

Girl [holding up a store-bought “Happy Birthday” sheet cake in perfect condition]: “Excuse me, we found this in the parking lot.”

I took it inside, and asked my co-workers if anyone…


I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

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sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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